MEET YOUR NEXT PRESIDENTObama kicked Hillary's ass in Iowa tonight. And his speech afterwards was absolutely presidential. Love how he called out for an end to the politics of fear and using Sept. 11 to get votes. That's a big middle finger to you, Dubya. Barack's got my vote. Mike Fuckabee -- oh, yeah, that's what I'll be calling him -- cannot win. This country does not need four more years of crazy, Christian conservative rule.