STATE OF THE MORON: Just about half an hour in to Dubya's state of the dis-union address (his last -- hallelujah!) he started up on the "freedom on the march," "advancing freedom," "Al-Qaeda is on the run in Iraq," "September 11" platitudes. More than 50 percent of the speech was taken up by him reminding how the terrorists are coming to get us. He's a one track mind, fear-mongering moron. He gave about five minutes to the American economy being in the toilet and, of course, downplayed the issue. There was about 30 seconds of lip service to New Orleans and the Gulf Coast still struggling to recover from Katrina and how America despises the genocide in Darfur, but we're not gonna lift a finger to help. Most of his speech was hollow words to try and bolster the GOP as it struggles to find a candidate to replace him. Dubya's shit-eating "looky, looky, I'm still up here givin' speeches" routine is so old, I wanted Nancy Pelosi to thump him on the back of the head. Obama handed Hillary her ass in the South Carolina primary over the weekend, but I'll say it once again -- you gotta (D) next to your name on Nov. 4 and you get my vote.