American Idol - Allison Iraheta Goes Home
Paula Abdul finally came clean this week about her 12-year pill habit, which she hilariously denied for years despite hours of videotape from American Idol, interviews and appearances on home shopping channels proving otherwise. I guess to celebrate her admission, she decided to "sing" a song tonight, "I'm Just Here for the Music," which was recorded ages ago by Kylie Minogue. The choreography-heavy number was obviously taped earlier and she was lip-synching. The song was auto-tuned into the ground, so it might not have even been Paula's voice. Then No Doubt came out and Gwen Stefani ran around the stage like a crazy person doing a frenetic version of "I'm Just A Girl." No Doubt are going on a massive tour although they don't have a new album, I guess because the guys need some money. Daughtry premiered a new single that sounded just like all of his other songs. Meh. Oh, and they voted Allison off and kept dead-wife-pimping Gokey, white bread Kris and Adam. Gokey should have gone home. That smug bastard. Simon looked pissed at the results. Ditto.