Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Gobble, gobble: Adam Lambert, Thanksgiving & other notes

SoldoutMusic.com (curated by the effervescent Russ Marshalek) asked me to write an op-ed on the whole Adam Lambert controversy, and it's posted now at this link. I'm not a fan of his new song "For Your Entertainment," but the angry, homophobic, double standard being heaped upon Lambert and his performance at the American Music Awards has seriously pissed me off.

If you're looking for a stocking stuffer or something for the reader on your list, Amazon.com is selling Conquering Venus for only $10.17 during its Black Friday blow out. As a matter of fact, the few presents I'm buying this year are coming from Amzon, because they are selling books, DVDs and music for ridiculously low prices as it wars with Wal-Mart and Target for online sales.

I hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving here in the states. I'll be posting again over the weekend. I've got some book reviews for ya.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Weekend Update: Podcasts, music & sublets

Last Tuesday, I met novelist Ben Tanzer (Most Likely You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine) for dinner at The Flying Biscuit and over bacon and eggs we recorded a podcast about Conquering Venus, poetry, favorite authors and more. You can listen to the podcast at Ben's This Blog Will Change Your Life. I highly recommend Ben's new novel. I read it in two days. His ear for dialogue is sharp and conversations make up 90 percent of the novel. It has a Richard Linklater film quality, especially the ultra-talky Before Sunrise and Before Sunset. That's a good thing. I'll be offering up a longer review soon.

I am totally hooked on Last.fm, a music/social networking site where you can stream music and share it with friends. I love it so much I subscribed. Definitely worth $3 a month. Taking a cue from author Dan Chaon, I created a playlist of the music that inspired me while working on Conquering Venus. Vanessa Daou, Massive Attack, Moby and Kate Bush are all on there. You can check it out at my Last.fm page. You can also peruse the 100 or so artists I've added to my library and discover some new music.

Michael Montlack -- friend, poet and editor of the My Diva anthology -- is subletting his East Village studio in Manhattan from Jan. 18 to April 1. That's the photo above. Here are the particulars:
  • East Village/Gramercy Park (15th Street and Third Avenue). Walking distance to Downtown and Midtown and two streets from Union Square (major transportation hub).
  • Excellent location on tree-lined, peaceful street. Fun and safe neighborhood.
  • Building has elevator and laundry room.
  • Sixth (top) floor. Very quiet.
  • Cozy and clean studio.
  • Queen-sized bed. Futon/couch too.
  • Microwave, stereo, flat screen tv.
  • Cable and wireless internet.
  • $1,900 per month covers rent, electric, internet and cable.
  • Prefer to rent for the two months but open to shorter stays.
  • No cats or dogs, please.
  • Looking for someone who will be clean and respectful of neighbors.
If you're interested, send Michael and email at mikemont17@hotmail.com.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Saints & Sinners Short Fiction Contest

Anyone who reads this blog knows that I've given up on poetry contests in general, but this short fiction contest from the wonderful folks at Saints & Sinners Literary Festival in New Orleans is something I can get behind. Here's the skinny.

The Saints and Sinners GLBT Literary Festival!s First Annual Short Fiction Contest is soliciting original, unpublished short stories between 5,000 and 7,000 words with GLBT content on the broad theme of “Saints and Sinners.”

The contest is open to authors at all stages of their careers and to stories in all genres. The entry fee is $10 per story with a 3 story limit per author.One grand prize of $250 and two second place prizes of $50 will be awarded. In addition, the top stories will be published in an anthology from QueerMojo, an imprint of Rebel Satori Press.There will also be a book release party held during the 8th annual Saints and Sinners Literary Festival in New Orleans May 13-16, 2010. The deadline for the receipt of manuscripts is January 2, 2010.

Contest details at a glance:
Theme: Saints and Sinners
Entry Fee: $10 US per story. Limit three stories per author.
Deadline: January 2, 2010
Word Count: 5,000 to 7,000
Send 2 copies of each story with a completed entry form. Submissions should be in standard
manuscript format. Your name and contact information should NOT appear on the manuscript.

Contact:
Entry Form and more information on website: www.sasfest.org. For questions or further information concerning the short fiction contest, contact Saints and Sinners Literary Festival at fictioncontest@sasfest.org or call (504) 581-1144.

Monday, November 16, 2009

The future of blogging

I've been a bad blogger. Okay, honestly, I've been cheating on blogger -- with Facebook and Twitter. I'm such a social media whore. But I'm not the only one. I've noticed that posts on many of the blogs I follow are fewer and far between and that comments have dried up. I've gone from having a couple thousand people look at my blog each week to around 600. Meanwhile, the number of people I'm interacting with on Facebook and Twitter continues to grow.

Yes, there's been some Conquering Venus overkill here, but I've also found I have less and less time to write blogs with any kind of substance. I'm working on the second novel, writing poetry, giving readings, working the day job and just finished up co-directing the Atlanta Queer Literary Festival. I'm hoping that with a little break over the holidays, I can return to more normal blogging. The question is will anybody be reading? Is blogging going the way of MySpace? Mashable posed the question in this article over the summer, which predicts blogging will, basically, adapt or die.

It's no secret that MySpace has become yesterday's news unless you're into music. I'm not sure why MySpace hasn't just switched over to an all-music platform and stopped trying to compete with Facebook. I've got two MySpace pages and I'm toying with deleting them both, since I never bother to go there. The numbers of people connecting with me through MySpace has dropped to zero. I feel like I'm wasting bandwidth. Facebook has become the portal where I do the most interaction with friends and those who have read my work.

For years -- I'm about to move into my seventh year blogging -- I was a loud proponent of regular blogging and always had a retort for those who said they didn't have time to write and blog, usually along the lines of "get better at managing your time." I apologize to all of you who received that response from me. I know better now. With changes in the economy, I'm busier than ever at my day job as an editor, I have multiple writing projects going at once, I freelance, plus I'm trying to keep the momentum going with Venus. The idea of adding "write a blog of substance" to this list makes me tired just thinking about it. That's why I -- and many others -- have turned to Facebook and Twitter. It's easy.

Twitter limits you to 140 characters, so you have to be short and to the point. If you post something of interest on Facebook -- a news item an observation about politics, for instance -- a dialogue is instantly created between you and your friends and followers. I've received more feedback on Facebook than I've ever received here, except for the Poets on Twitter posts.

So, where do I go from here? Well, early next year Modern Confessional is moving to WordPress. There will be dedicated areas for news about my novels and poetry. It will basically consolidate the three blogs I keep up now into one easy-to-navigate site. And although I planned not to blog about American Idol next year, I've changed my mind. Which means more snark and laughs for all those who follow those posts. In between the Idol posts, I hope to post more about what's going on with social media, fiction and poetry. In short, I'm going to try and be a better blogger.

In the meantime, I'll be whoring it up over at Facebook and Twitter. If you're still reading here, what are your thoughts?

Friday, November 13, 2009

Weekend Music: Bad Romance by Lady GaGa



One of the catchiest pop songs of the year and a video that will leave you both creeped out and exhilarated for its audacity. It's sorta of 2001: A Space Odyssey meets Eastern Promises. Oh, and little of The Burning Bed thrown in, too. GaGa has single-handedly resurrected the music video as an art form. Madonna should take note. The video was posted to YouTube on Tuesday of this week and has received more than 6 million views in just three days.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Happy 40th Sesame Street



I can't believe I'm the same age as Sesame Street. The opening above is the one I remember from my childhood. Only now can you see how radical it was -- the multi-cultural blending, the children running from deserts, farms and what appears to be ghettos to get to Sesame Street. It was always a haven for me. It taught me so much. Happy Birthday, Sesame Street!

Sunday, November 08, 2009

AQLF 2009 Report

Exciting and exhausting are the only words to describe the last four days of the third annual Atlanta Queer Literary Festival. The highlights for me: the keynote addresses/readings by Manil Suri and Staceyann Chin, reading with Michael Montlack, Regie Cabico, Cleo Creech and Jim Elledge from the My Diva anthology, hearing poet Charles Jensen read from his amazing work, and ditto for Terry Galloway, who read from her memoir, Mean Little Deaf Queer.

The festival began Wednesday with a packed house at Charis Books, which was also celebrating its 35th anniversary. Lisa Allender hosted the evening, which featured readings by Alice Teeter, Maudell Driskell and more. A group of us went for drinks and a late dinner at the Brewhouse in Little Five Points afterwards to debrief and talk about politics, including healthcare reform (which the House approved last night! Get on the stick, Senate, and let's get this passed!).

Thursday night was the My Diva reading at Outwrite Books. Beforehand, Megan Volpert and I (that's us in the photo by Cleo) had dinner at the always delish Flying Biscuit (breakfast foods for lunch or dinner has always been a favorite) with Regie, Michael, Scott Wiggerman and his partner David and Joanna Hoffman. There was a good crowd at Outwrite, too.

Friday night's keynote event by Manil and Staceyann was our biggest evening. I think there were nearly 100 in the audience at the Auburn Avenue Research Library. Manil talked about his career as a mathematician and keeping his writing life "in the closet" to his colleagues. Staceyann read alternately hilarious and harrowing vignettes from her memoir, The Other Side of Paradise.

I spent 10 hours at the Decatur Library yesterday, but was disappointed by the turnout. Despite having free workshops and readings non-stop from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., attendance was low and some of the workshops were cancelled. We're already brainstorming ideas to streamline the Saturday event and draw bigger audiences. Still, hearing Charles Jensen read from his new collection, The First Risk, and the passionate Terry Galloway more than made up for this disappointment. I didn't make it to last night's All-Star Slam, but I heard it was amazing with performances by Kit Yan, Regie, Joanna, James Caroline, Theresa Davis, Ami Mattison and Karen G.

You can see photos from the festival at the AQLF site and if you're on Facebook, check out Cleo Creech's wall to see his extensive album of pics. Thanks to everyone who came out. Now, it's time for a rest.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

AQLF Begins & Other Notes

AQLF begins tonight at 7 p.m. with a kick-off event at Charis Books, which is also celebrating it's 35th anniversary. Charis is located at 1189 Euclid Ave. in Little Five Points. Performers tonight include Lisa Allender (emcee), Malika, Krystal Tift, Alice Teeter, Louisa Merchant, Maudelle Driskell, Sincere, Charlene Ball and Libby Ware.

I'll be reading tomorrow night at 7:30 p.m. at Outwrite Books as part of the My Diva anthology showcase. Editor Michael Montlack, Jim Elledge, Regie Cabico and Cleo Creech will also read their essays. Come out and join us. The full schedule of events is at www.atlqueerlifest.com.

Check out Jameson Currier's wonderful review of Conquering Venus at the Out In Print blog. I also must thank Justin Evans for the insightful interview he has posted with me on his blog. He asked some really great questions about poetics, craft and inspiration. Cheers, Justin.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Watch This: Fawlty Towers on DVD

The Brits have always done television better than America. Rather than running a series into the ground when it's well past the sell-by date, the Brits have always known when to quit and leave you wanting more. Queer As Folk (the US version never came close to topping the original), The Office, Life On Mars, Absolutely Fabulous and Ashes to Ashes (the finale is coming in the spring) all ran for just a few series and bowed out while still at the top of their game. Fawlty Towers, which has just been released in a newly remastered, three-DVD boxed set ($42.98, BBC Video or purchase episodes on iTunes), also belongs on that list.

In 2000, the British Film Institute put Fawlty Towers as number one on its list of Greatest British Television Programs. And for good reason. Created by Monty Python's John Cleese and his then-wife Connie Booth, the comedy ran for six episodes in 1975 and then a second set of six episodes in 1979. That's all there was -- 12 episodes of one of the funniest comedies ever on television. It's now considered a cult classic in America after airing on PBS stations for the past 30 years. This new DVD set celebrates the series with beautifully restored picture and audio, as well as a disk full of documentaries, interviews, outtakes and even a tourist documentary of the seaside town of Torquay where the series was set. John Cleese gives commentary on every episode.

Cleese, as put-upon hotel owner Basil Fawlty, is hilarious. Always on the verge of a massive stroke, Basil works himself up into a state over minor things (not to mention sucking up to rich guests and desperately trying to keep the "riff raff" out) and is forever mis-communicating or misunderstanding situations that lead to hilarity. His snappy relationship with his more evenly-tempered, no non-sense wife, Sybil, is the heart of the show. Andrew Sachs as the abused Spanish bellman, Manuel, plays the character as a wild stereotype and Basil's xenophobia -- like Archie Bunker's racism -- wouldn't fly on today's PC television. Connie Booth's Polly is probably the most sane character on the show, an art student employed as a waitress in the hotel's restaurant, who is often forced into many other jobs to keep the hotel running.

There are scenes from episodes of Fawlty Towers that are now classic: Basil beating his broken down car with a tree branch screaming, "I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing," and the episode where the German tourists come to stay and Basil, suffering a concussion, insults them with Nazi jokes and impersonating a goose-stepping Hitler. Cleese and Sachs extreme physical comedy is reminiscent of the Three Stooges and the Marx Brothers. They both must have been bruised after every episode.

What amazes me is that although there was a four year gap between series, the second series picks up as if no time has passed at all and is just as funny -- sometimes more so -- than the first. Cleese and Co. could have surely carried on for more episodes, but decided to go out on top. Cleese said he and Booth took six weeks to write one 30 minute episode and were always worried it wasn't good enough. Even on the commentary, Cleese bemoans some of the less funny parts of episodes. Cleese and Booth, who divorced in the gap between series but remained friends and writing partners, said they considered a third series in the 80s but decided against it. Cleese recently said there would never be another series because he and the actors are "too old and tired and expectations would be too high." He's right about the expectations. Fawlty Towers is locked in time and imminently re-watchable. It's nostalgic, comfort television of the highest order.

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Collin Kelley: Modern Confessional

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