Hypocrite Carrie Prejean Topless & Other Gay News
Christian right-wing crazy Carrie Prejean, who alleges she lost the Miss USA contest because she spoke against gay marriage, is a fake-tittied hypocrite. After losing the contest, she immediately became a mouthpiece for the National Organization For Marriage, appearing in their commercials, going on the road, etc. This week, topless photos she took while trying to become a Victoria's Secret panty model have surfaced. I'm sure in the Bible it says that young women should not flash their surgery enhanced ta-tas for monetary gain or thou shalt go straight to hell. Prejean's response: "I'm a Christian and a model." Uh-huh. What you really are Carrie Prejean is an opportunist, a bigot, a hypocrite and a fucking liar. Expect the National Ogres For Marriage to run like hell from Carrie and for her to be stripped of her Miss California title. I'm sure Hustler and Juggs will be calling Carrie soon. If you want to see Carrie's dirty pillows (hat tip to Margaret White, who would have sent this Carrie straight to the prayer closet) you can see them at The Dirty.com blog.
Perhaps Carrie should hook up with crackhead/tax evader Marion Barry. You remember Marion, don't you? He's the disgraced ex-mayor of Washington D.C., who somehow got re-elected to the D.C. City Council. He said there would be "civil war" if the council voted to recognize gay marriages from other states. Yesterday, Barry voted yes, but then called for a revote because he didn't understand what he was voting for. Ummm...is Marion still on the cheap stuff? Crack is whack, Marion, crack is whack.
Hey, Marion and Carrie should make it a threesome with Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as homophobic, hypocritical, opportunist "Joe the Plumber." This week, Joe said gay people were "queers" and pedophiles. He, of course, has gay friends, but he wouldn't let them near his children. Joe the Loser also said gays "use God as a punchline." No, darling, we use your crazy ass as a punchline. Someone load this fuckwit into a rocket and shoot him into the center of the sun. Maybe we should start a Facebook petition and take up a collection. I'd pay extra if we can squeeze Carrie and Marion in there with him.
While these morons are babbling, human and civil rights continue to advance. In more uplifting news, Maine approved gay marriage today and the governor signed it into law less than an hour later. Then, New Hampshire legislators approved a gay marriage bill and sent it to the governor's desk for his signature. However, Gov. John Lynch has spoken against marriage and may not sign the bill. Come on, John, do the right thing!