
And then we have American Idol. Last night was a train wreck you couldn't take your eyes off of for a second. The early audition shows can now be broken down into three categories: those who really can sing and want a career; those who know they can't sing but want to be on TV because they might be the next William Hung; and the seriously, seriously, seriously mentally ill. On last night's premiere, you could see the crazy in their eyes. And if they aren't crazy, they've been so patronized and lied to by friends and family about their actual singing ability, that it's just painful to watch when Simon and Co. rip them to shreds. Jewel (blech) was a guest judge last night and she was just taking up space at the table, or maybe they just needed someone to help poor Paula Abdul from slipping under the table. She was obviously high on medication last night and the camera's rarely cut to her. When they did, she was bleary-eyed and looking three kinds of crazy. That's Paula last night in the picture above. Lawdy me.
These are really the only two shows I care about. The rest is a wasteland. I'm about fed up with Lost, although this week the producers said they are deciding when the series will end. Personally, I'd give it one more full season, wrap the shit up and pull the plug. The only thing I've found myself watching lately -- in between grant writing, book revision, seeing my parents -- is HGTV. House Hunters, anyone?
UPDATE: As reported, the Seattle auditions were just painful to watch. I've never seen so many mentally ill people in one spot outside a state facility.The boy who looked like a howler monkey trying to do Nsync, the computer geek from Salt Lake City demolishing "Unchained Melody," the tragic mother/daughter in fright wigs singing "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls, the hairdresser/Taylor Hicks wannabe who got booted out of the audition room when he tried to put product in Simon's hair. Paula was lucid (for her) and funny and someone is finally writing amusing banter for Ryan Gaycrest...errrr....Seacrest. Out.
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