Dick Cheney Is Still A Dick



Someone please change Dick Cheney's diaper, give him a Werther's to suck on and tell him to shut the fuck up. Cheney needs to be flown to The Hague, tried for war crimes and locked up for the rest of his life. My rant follows Cheney's interview with Politico.com where he said Obama's policies would lead to terrorists detonating a nuclear bomb or a chemical attack on American soil. Fearmongering never takes a holiday at the Cheney house. Why is the media still giving him valuable air time? He and Sarah Palin should be loaded into a rocket and shot into the center of the sun.  And if you missed the "real" Cheney at Obama's inauguration, watch the clip below.

Comments

January said…
" He and Sarah Palin should be loaded into a rocket and shot into the center of the sun."

Ha Ha Ha! Can I push the button?
jaxx said…
well. if the next terrorist attack will be obama's fault, that must mean that the last terrorist attack was...

fill in the blank.

great post. that fucking moron. i look forward to watching his trial on MSNBC.
Rupert said…
i will never tire of Dr S'Love - it's on TCM tomorrow night actually - in Kubrick's biography it's revealed that shooting Sellers in these scenes became problematic because the crew on the set kept laughing out loud during takes . . . lol
Premium T. said…
This is hilarious. My laugh of the day. (The Strangelove clip, not the interview!)
christine said…
Argh, it's so frustrating to hear that Cheney is trying to continue his legacy even now. Yes, let me at that rocket, or the cannon.

In the wheel chair he looked like Mr. Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life" as well as Dr. Strangelove.

Humor helps, Collin. Thanks.
ButtonHole said…
"A self-vindicating mood." He has another?

Interesting, the twice-mention that Cheney's new office could be a dentist's office. I couldn't help but think of Olivier in Marathon Man: "IS IT SAFE??" Normally, I don't tend to associate the dentist with that level of torture; clearly the Cheney context bubbled that to the surface for me!
Lisa Allender said…
Hi Collin. Buttonhole's association of dentist-torture from Marathon Man and Cheney's non-descript new digs resembling a "dentist's office" is both funny, and chilling.
While I don't wish death on ANYone, I definitely think anyone who commits war-crimes, should be tried. And the former Administration(surely feels great to say "former") is defintely guilty of plenty!
palais said…
Cheney. Never have I wanted some one arrested more than Cheney.
Rachel Mallino said…
hahahaha - love the strangelove!!! Now I have an itch to pop it in the player.
Liz said…
He is still at it...! Oh my gawd! Off with his head...
Brian Campbell said…
I'm sure your question is rhetorical, but... The media laps up the likes of Cheney and Palin because advertisers know that they'll rent more eyeballs than would be turned to, say, a sobre documentary about AIDS in Zimbabwe or the effects of global warming on equatorial regions. Palin's a a truly ridiculous sideshow, but at times it makes me shudder to think of her waiting in the wings for 2012.

Popular Posts