Perhaps Carrie should hook up with crackhead/tax evader Marion Barry. You remember Marion, don't you? He's the disgraced ex-mayor of Washington D.C., who somehow got re-elected to the D.C. City Council. He said there would be "civil war" if the council voted to recognize gay marriages from other states. Yesterday, Barry voted yes, but then called for a revote because he didn't understand what he was voting for. Ummm...is Marion still on the cheap stuff? Crack is whack, Marion, crack is whack.
Hey, Marion and Carrie should make it a threesome with Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as homophobic, hypocritical, opportunist "Joe the Plumber." This week, Joe said gay people were "queers" and pedophiles. He, of course, has gay friends, but he wouldn't let them near his children. Joe the Loser also said gays "use God as a punchline." No, darling, we use your crazy ass as a punchline. Someone load this fuckwit into a rocket and shoot him into the center of the sun. Maybe we should start a Facebook petition and take up a collection. I'd pay extra if we can squeeze Carrie and Marion in there with him.
While these morons are babbling, human and civil rights continue to advance. In more uplifting news, Maine approved gay marriage today and the governor signed it into law less than an hour later. Then, New Hampshire legislators approved a gay marriage bill and sent it to the governor's desk for his signature. However, Gov. John Lynch has spoken against marriage and may not sign the bill. Come on, John, do the right thing!