Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Path Worn in the Grass Reading


Photographic evidence from last night's celebration of Walt Whitman's 190th birthday. The Path Worn in the Grass featured 25 poets doing a marathon reading of Song of Myself (...there is no stoppage and never can be stoppage...). It took 2 hours and 45 minutes, and nearly everyone stayed for the entire thing because what could have been a total snooze was compelling and prescient. Whitman's words still hold up today. Many, many thanks to Rupert Fike for organizing this event and Ron Hughes and Composition Gallery for hosting it. 

The readers included Cleo Creech, Theresa Davis, Christine Swint, Tania Rochelle, Stephen Bluestone, Robin Kemp, Kodac Harrison, Beth Gylys, Alice Lovelace, Bill Taft, Franklin Abbott, Amy Pence, Alice Teeter, Karen Head, Karen G. and many others. Be sure to check out Cleo's cool video slideshow of the event below, too!


Friday, May 29, 2009

Doctor Who, Sarah Jane, New Assistant & Gillian Anderson?


Before David Tennant departs the role of Doctor Who at year's end, he'll re-team with Sarah Jane Smith and K-9 for a two-part episode in the third series of The Sarah Jane Adventures. The finale Tennant episodes of Doctor Who are shaping up to be epic with Sarah Jane, Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, the Torchwood team, Donna Noble and The Master all returning for a big send-off. 

On Friday, the BBC revealed that little-known actress Karen Gillan would portray the Doctor's new assistant in the 2010 series. Read more about her here. I'm a tad disappointed since there had been a rumor circulating that Hannah Murray from the show Skins would be the new assistant. Ah, well.

Best rumor circulating: Gillian Anderson will play the regenerated Rani, a renegade Time Lord and one of the Doctor's oldest nemesis, when the new series begins next year with Matt Smith as the Doctor. Gillian Anderson in Doctor Who? That might just be the ultimate geekgasm. Find out more about all things Who at the fabulous Tardis and Torchwood Treasures blog

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Twitter issue of OCHO online now!

On May 11, the Poets on Twitter post appeared here on the Modern Confessional blog. The next day, Didi Menendez -- founder of OCHO and MiPOesias literary magazines -- and I discussed doing a special edition of OCHO featuring poets who appeared on the list of Twitter poets. In less than three weeks, OCHO #24 Featuring Twitter Poets is now online. You will be able to order print copies soon. 

This is the power of Twitter and the Internet. In just a few short weeks, we have a literary magazine filled with some fine poets from all over the world. I think that's what tickles me the most. So, who's in the issue? Here are the contributors: Ivy Alvarez, Patty Paine, Anne Haines, Matthew Hittinger, Christine Klocek-Lim, Pris Campbell, Nancy Devine, JS van Buskirk, Kate Evans, Alex Dimitrov, Rachel Barenblat, Saeed Jones, Stacie Boschma, Ray Succre, Marie-Elizabeth Mali, Cheryl Snell, Andrew Demcak, Karen Head, Pamela Johnson Parker, Rosemary Nissen-Wade, Will Kenyon, Sherry Chandler, AnnMarie Eldon, Christine Swint, Deb Scott, Scott Edward Anderson, Samuel Peralta, Emily A. Benton, Shann Palmer, Montgomery Maxton, Christopher Hennessy, Jackie Sheeler, Peggy Eldridge-Love, Tammy Knot, Luisa A. Igloria, Robert Lee Brewer, C. Cleo Creech and Cole Krawitz.

Enjoy the poems and follow these folks on Twitter. You will see their @names next to their by-lines. In the spirit of Twitter, poet bios are 140 characters. Many thanks to Didi, who made my first guest-editing gig such a breeze. 

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

American Idol rigged?

The interwebz are all aflutter today over a New York Times article that suggests voting in last week's American Idol finale might have been tampered with by AT&T. Apparently, reps from AT&T were invited to Kris Allen parties in his home state of Arkansas and decided to bring along mobile phones that have the ability to send up to 10 texts at once. These phones were given out to attendees with instructions on how to send multiple text votes for Kris. Was this enough to sway the vote in favor of Kris over favorite Adam Lambert? Maybe, but we'll never know. However, the perception is that AT&T helped Kris Allen win and that further tarnishes Idol

Frankly, I'm ready for the plug to be pulled on the show. It's getting stale. Simon Cowell only has one year left on his contract and has intimated he's ready to move on. Without Simon there's no show. I've said this for the last couple of years and I'll say it again: Any type of reality show that relies on public voting and does not reveal details of the vote is suspect. American Idol refuses transparency. You make the call. Meanwhile, people are still losing their shit over Adam's loss. Come on, folks. He's working on his own album and he might be Queen's new lead singer. He's fine. And while he has the right to privacy, his toying with the media about his sexuality is getting a bit old. In light of what happened yesterday in his home state of California, it would have been the perfect time for him to say proudly, "Yes, I'm gay." However, there are rumors going around that Adam was told by Idol producers -- which still own him -- to not come out.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

California Upholds Proposition 8



Very disappointing news from California that the Supreme Court has upheld Proposition 8, outlawing any new gay marriages, but allowing existing marriages to stand. There must be a new movement to have Proposition 8 overturned in the next election cycle. As I said before, civil and human rights should NEVER be put up for a vote. Watch the video to find out what must happen next and visit, www.CourageCampaign.org or www.Stop8.org.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Path Worn in the Grass

On Saturday, May 30, I'll be one of many Atlanta poets taking part in a marathon reading of Walt Whitman's Song of Myself. The event, The Path Worn in the Grass, will be held at Composition Gallery to celebrate Uncle Walt's 190th birthday. Rupert Fike, Tania Rochelle, Kodac Harrison, Megan Volpert, Karen G., Theresa Davis and many, many more will be taking part. Poetry Atlanta is a co-sponsor.

The long, Memorial Day weekend has been a working one for me. I selected poems for the Twitter issue of OCHO I'm guest editing with Didi Menendez and final edits for Conquering Venus. I also managed to watch a couple of movies – Mamma Mia! (corny as hell) and Lars Von Trier's Europa (bizarre, but well done) – and finished watching the third series of Skins on DVD. BFF Joy is coming up for din-din and we might go see a movie. That is all.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Weekend Music: Change of Heart - Cyndi Lauper



The highlight for Wednesday's mind-numbing finale of American Idol was Cyndi Lauper performing an acoustic version of Time After Time with Allison Iraheta. Cyndi is more vital now than ever. This live version of Change of Heart is proof positive.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Gay Friday: Happy Birthday, Harvey Milk

If he had not been assassinated in 1979, Harvey Milk would have celebrated his 79th birthday today. I would like to imagine that Milk, who was America's first openly gay elected official and served as San Francisco supervisor, would have gone on to even greater things. His voice was terribly missed at the beginning of the AIDS crisis in the 80s. Milk would have made a great senator. 

Milk was on my mind last night during the MondoHomo kick-off at Eyedrum Gallery in Atlanta. There was a big crowd (150 or more), and I read all gay/political work. Last night was the anniversary of the White Night Riots in San Francisco, which happened after Milk's assassin, Dan White, was convicted of manslaughter and given the lightest sentence possible – five years. The California Supreme Court was supposed to make a ruling on Proposition 8 yesterday, but they've put it off until May 26, and I can only imagine that this was done as not to coincide with the anniversary of the riots and Milk's birthday.

New Hampshire has taken a step backwards in the gay marriage issue, with the House rejecting a revised bill demanded by the governor that would have excluded churches from having to perform gay marriage ceremonies. A new vote is expected in June. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with excluding churches. Since organized religion is the main opponent of gay marriage, we should cut churches out of the movement completely. I think that would be a giant step forward in getting gay marriage approved nationwide. In the meantime, Illinois is posed to approved civil unions for the state next week.

Here in Georgia, the DeKalb School System refused to acknowledge bullying was the cause of 11-year-old Jaheem Herrera's suicide. An internal investigation said there was no evidence of bullying, and teachers signed statements saying they had never witnessed or heard anything. A gigantic pack of liars and bigots trying to cover their own asses. It sickens me. 

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

American Idol Season 8 Finale - Kris Allen wins

Nearly 100 million people voted last night to decide if Adam Lambert or Kris Allen would win American Idol season eight. The boys came out wearing white and then Miss Seacrest introduced the judges with "funny" clip packages of their catchphrases from the season. Paula's clip package was like one of those old filmstrips they showed you in health class about drug addiction. Just say no, kids, just say hell to the no.

The Top 13 returned (and I had forgotten most of them) to sing a lackluster cover of "So What" by Pink and prove that white is not everyone's color. Scott MacIntyre -- still blind -- looked particularly lost in the half-assed choreography. I wonder what corner of the stage they'll stick him in during the tour? David Cook sang another new single, "Permanent," while the swaybots were in full force in the audience. For the embarrassment portion of the evening, they brought back Nick "Normund Gentle" Mitchell to sing "I Am Telling You, I'm Not Going."

Lil Rounds and Queen Latifah brought an extra dose of badonkadonk to sing "Cue the Rain." Queen was in danger of sucking the entire audience into her catsuit camel toe. Jason Mraz showed up to sing "I'm Yours" with Alexis Grace (remember her?) and Anoop Desai (who's allegedly tapping Megan Joy's herky-jerky ass) and then Kris Allen sang "I Want to Kiss A Girl" with Keith Urban. Sorta random. The cameras cut twice to Justin "Sideshow Bob" Guarini in the audience. How did he even get in the theater? Security! 

There was a four alarm day shift hooker alert as the Top 5 girls came out to sing "Glamorous" by Fergie. Megan Joy was particularly bad, probably on purpose. Fergie herself came out to sing "Big Girls Don't Cry" and Black Eyed Peas joined her for "Boom Boom Pow." Then Bikini Girl strolled out on stage in a bikini (of course) to show off her new boob job and sing "Vision of Love." She was soon joined by Kara, who ripped off her dress to reveal a bikini and tried to outsing Bikini Girl. Two skanks for the price of one. This was a new low even for Idol.

Luckily, Cyndi Lauper showed up to sing an acoustic version of "Time After Time" with Alison Iraheta. It was a class act, best of the night. I love Cyndi. Of course, it was immediately ruined by Danny Gokey singing "Hello" before Lionel Richie came out for a medley including "All Night Long." Danny, wearing a Members Only jacket, skinny tie and ill-fitting jeans, looked uncomfortably like a creepy child-toucher. Then they cut to David Hasselhoff. I'm going to need an IV to replenish my fluids after so much vomiting.

In a totally unexpected move, Adam -- wearing fetish gear and platform boots Stevie Nicks would second guess -- joined KISS for a medley that included "Beth," "Detroit Rock City" and "Rock and Roll All Night." It was so over the top, it was unbelievable. KISS looked a little bloated and not in great voice, but the pyrotechnics and Adam's voice more than made up for it. It rocked. 

That cannot be said for Carlos Santana accompanying Matt "Mr. Mole" Giraud on "Black Magic Woman" and "Smooth" with the Top 13. David Cook gave Adam and Kris new Ford Fusion cars and then Steve Martin showed up to play banjo on a song with Megan Joy and Michael Sarver, who's put on a few pounds since being voted off. Want even more randomness? Rod Stewart showed up looking like my drunk grandfather in a plaid coat from 1973 to sing "Maggie May." I thought he was going to fall down the stairs and break a hip. And who do they save for the last humiliation? Tatiana del Toro, of course. They did a fake set up where she rushed the stage and security tried to throw her off, but she kept singing "Saving All My Love" until they cut to commercial. That was the last official sighting of Tatiana. Ever. 

I predicted somewhere that Queen would show up and, sure enough, they did and accompanied Adam and Kris on "We Are the Champions." They should hire Adam. Freddie Mercury would be proud.

Finally, after two looooooooong hours, it was announced that Kris Allen had somehow managed to beat favorite Adam Lambert. I'm pretty sure it was the Christian crazy vote that swung to Kris after Gokey was voted off. The great thing is that Kris is saddled with  Kara DioGuardi's shitty coronation song "No Boundaries" and Adam is going to  become a huge star without having to worry about being tied down to shitty Idol music. I'm actually happy with this result, although it would have been nice to have a big, out gay guy as the American Idol. Ah, well...

Thanks for reading the recaps everyone. Thank god it's over for another year.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

American Idol - Adam and Kris Perform

It's the beginning of the end for season eight of American Idol. The final two -- Adam Lambert and Kris Allen -- sang tonight and East Coast voting is under way. The general consensus is that Adam -- or Glambert, or  Madam Lambert or Dark Lord Screamanova as his mentally disturbed fans (mostly women, but also a few 40-year-old IT guys who drink too much and have no lives) call him over at the Idol forum -- will win. As much as I'd like to see big gay Adam win, I've come around the fact that he might just have a bigger career if he comes in second. Kris Allen, while cute, cuddly and right with Jesus, seems to be a nice enough lad, he's got the personality of a house plant and will definitely need the extra Idol push to help him sustain a career. Taylor Hicks, Fantasia, Ruben...they haven't lived up to their promise. 

For tonight's show, Adam and Kris sang three songs each: a favorite performance from the season, a producer's pick and the obligatory "coronation song" written this year by useless judge, Kara DioGuardi. Before I even heard the song, I was looking for the vom bucket. 

Adam Lambert: He smartly chose "Mad World" and, in my opinion, sang it better this time around. He came down the stairs in a long black coat into swirling dry ice. Simon, predictably, called it theatrical and like something out of Phantom of the Opera. The other three judges were breathless in their praise and adoration. For the producer's pick, Adam powered through "A Change Is Gonna Come," prompting Paula to call it his best performance of the season and that he was destined to be "iconic." The bluesy/rock song was perfect for Adam and he was definitely in fine voice. As expected, Kara DioVomit's song was a schmaltz-fest called "No Boundaries" and had lyrics about climbing mountains, surviving hurricanes and never giving up on your dreams. Simon hated the song, and pretty much laughed in Kara's face (I love Simon sometimes!), but said Adam would be a worldwide star. 

Kris Allen: For his choice he went back to "Ain't No Sunshine," seated at the piano and being very earnest. He was good, and Kara nearly went into orgasmic frenzy again in her praise. Simon said Kris had won the first face off, but we all know he's behind Adam after last week's pimping. The cameras cutting to the wife-who-should-not-be-seen-because-it-kills-the-tween/gay-vote didn't help either. The producer's choice of Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On" almost seemed like sabotage. As Simon and Randy said, it was too lightweight for the evening and the vocal was good, but boring. Kris' take on "No Boundaries" was a complete disaster. He sounded flat, breathy and out of tune the entire song. I felt terrible for him it was so bad. Even Kara said it didn't suit his voice and she wrote the shit. God, I can't fucking stand her useless ass.

Tomorrow night is the finale. Two hours of hell, which Miss Seacrest said would run long so set your DVR's accordingly. Adam has got this locked up. Trust. 

Sunday, May 17, 2009

New Orleans Report 2

More from New Orleans and the Saints and Sinners Literary Festival. Picking up from Friday's post...

On Friday afternoon I sat in on talk by Michael Thomas Ford called "Reality Check" about the difficulties of making a living as novelist or published author. I didn't really learn anything new, but Ford had some funny stories and was bitchy about publishers who try to put authors in genre boxes. 

On Friday evening, me, Megan, Mindy, Theresa and Cleo went to the old Prytania Theatre to see the new Star Trek movie. Wow! It's an amazing reboot of the franchise and I was thrilled to see Leonard Nimoy had such a large and important part as Spock, rather than just an obligatory cameo. You definitely want to see this on a big screen. After the movie we went to eat at the Camellia Grill, a landmark restaurant on South Carrollton Avenue. It's been open since 1946 and serves up delicious diner-style food. 

Saturday was packed. I went to a reading featuring Megan, Theresa, Amy King (so great to finally meet her in person!), David-Matthew Barnes, G. Winston James and Brane Mozetic. Then Cleo and I went to a special panel discussing the work of the late Reginald Shepherd featuring his partner Robert Philen, Laura Mullen, Jeff Mann, Brad Richard and Christopher Hennessy (yay, another face-to-face with a fellow poet and blogger). A number of Reginald's poems were read and his legacy discussed. It was a great hour. 

At 2:30 p.m., I read with Cleo, Christopher, Peter Dube, Lewis DeSimone and Michael Montlack at the My Diva reading. So amazing to hear these guys read their essays. I read my Jeanne Moreau piece and afterwards poet and artist Steven Reigns bounded up to me, thrilled to find another Moreau fan. We shared a moment of adoration of our diva before I moved on to the social networking panel that I sat on with Megan, Amy and Theresa. It was one of the most well-attended panels and everyone had plenty of questions about using blogs, Facebook and Twitter to share and promote their work.

After a quick dinner at Clover Grill, we went to a poetry reading hosted by Trebor Healey at the Faubourg Marigny Art and Books shop. It's a tiny store packed with everything from vintage porn magazines to the latest books and poetry collections by gay and lesbian authors. Otis Fennell has operated the store since 1977 and was a very congenial host. Everyone crowded in an stood in the aisles or sat on the floor for the reading. Steven took some photos, which I hope to post soon. After the reading, we went to see the festival's playwriting competition winner, Hand Over Fist, by Michelle Embree at the Marigny Theatre. It was a dramedy about a group of scam artists conning wealthy Uptown residents after Hurricane Katrina. We waited around for the Rough Trade Review burlesque show, but it started late and was borderline offensive. 

The rebuilding of New Orleans post-Katrina seems to have advanced a good bit, although there were still plenty of empty and abandoned buildings. The spirit of the city is still there in that shimmering, humid air. It was so great to meet everyone! Looking forward to next year already.

Friday, May 15, 2009

New Orleans Report

The view St. Louis Cathedral from my room at the Bourbon Orleans

  I'm in New Orleans! A carload of us -- Cleo Creech, Theresa Davis, Megan Volpert and her lovely wife Mindy -- drove down yesterday for the Saints and Sinners Literary Festival, which officially kicks off today. The drive down was uneventful, but I twisted my ankle on Wednesday and it still hurts a bit. 

After dinner, Cleo, Theresa and I decided to do a pub crawl. We're at the Bourbon Orleans in the heart of the French Quarter, so all the fun gay bars were literally across the street. We stopped by Oz, the Bourbon Pub and then wound up at Cafe Lafitte, where the music was fantastic, the drinks were cheap and the bartender was adorable (hellllooooo, Josh!). My Diva editor Michael Montlack and essayist Lewis DeSimone were at Lafitte's and we had a chance to finally meet in person. There's a great review of the My Diva anthology in the Picayune today. We finally left the bar a little after midnight and we were all sufficiently inebriated. 

I'm off to breakfast with the gang, sitting in on some panels and tonight we're going to see Star Trek at the old Prytania Theatre. More soon!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

American Idol 8 - Adam Lambert & Kris Allen Final Two!

After one of the longest hours of Idol ever, my faith in America has been restored. Adam Lambert and Kris Allen are the final two and dead wife pimping Danny Gokey is going home. Dreams can come true! See you next week for the crowning of my future husband as winner of season eight. Or as Simon called it -- "a big ding-dong." Ummm...

Camille Paglia Loves Me

I received a note this morning from the always vigilant Reb Livingston that Camille Paglia had specifically mentioned me and my essay on Jeanne Moreau in her review of the My Diva anthology on Salon.com. Love her or hate her (or both, which I sometimes do), she's a pioneer in social critique and I'm quite tickled that she gave me a shout out. Have you read Sexual Personae or Break, Blow, Burn, her controversial study of poetry? I think both are must-reads. Have you read My Diva: 65 Gay Men on the Women Who Inspire Them? You can order it directly from University of Wisconsin Press.

If you're in New Orleans this weekend, I'll be reading from My Diva at the Saints & Sinners Literary Festival. I'm also on a panel that will discuss social networking and how it can benefit writers. After the massive response to my post on Poets on Twitter, I am now a true believer in the power of Twitter. Modern Confessional has received a staggering 4,195 views in less than 48 hours! The number of followers I have on Twitter jumped by more than 100 in a day. And Didi Menendez invited me to co-edit an issue of OCHO featuring the Poets on Twitter. I only have one word: woot!

Twitter Poets Call for Submissions!

The fabulous Didi Menendez and I are going to co-edit a special edition of OCHO featuring all the poets who are on the lists in the Poets on Twitter post. Submit two to four poems and one will be selected for publication. Poems must be new and not under consideration elsewhere. Poems must be emailed (no snail mail) to collinkelley@gmail.com and received by 11:59 p.m. (U.S. east coast time) on Friday, May 22. Poems should be attached as a Word Document or in the body of an email. Please put Twitter Poet Submission in your email header.

  Issues of OCHO are available in full for free online and print-on-demand copies can be purchased from Amazon. OCHO has been recognized by Best American Poetry and the Pushcart Prize. For further information visit www.mipoesias.com. OCHO is a publication of GOSS183. Contributor copies are not offered since the issue will be available online. Scheduled launch date is June 2009.

SUBMISSION NOTE: A number of you have asked if the poems need to be 140 characters. They do not. Also, we are only accepting submissions from the two lists that appear in the original post about Poets on Twitter. I know some of you will be disappointed by this, but we had to cut it off somewhere. If the June issue is a hit, perhaps Didi will be convinced to do another issue in the future. In the meantime, keep tweeting.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

American Idol 8 - Top 3 Perform

Next week is the finale, but tonight the Top 3 performed two songs each: one picked by the judges and a personal choice. The judges were hamming it up like there were on WWE Smackdown. Oops...don't say smack around Paula. She's still not sure if she's on pills or not.

Danny Gokey: Paula "I'm On Pills/I'm Not On Pills" Abdul decided Hokey should sing "Dance Little Sister" by Terence Trent D'Arby. Ummm...that song wasn't a hit in the US, and although I'm an '80s queen...err...king, I barely remember it. He growled through it in his usual one-note way, chicken dancing across the stage. The judges mostly loved it, and then Simon put Paula in some kind of chokehold. You could hear Paula yelling for help off camera, Miss Seacrest not sure what to say or do and an awkward cut to commercial. Gokey picked "You Are So Beautiful" and it was flat and pitchy, then turned into pitchy screaming. The judges were creaming their panties over this mess and Simon called it a "vocal master class". WTF? Totally pimping him for Top 2. I can't stand his dead-wife-pimping ass.

Kris Allen: Wait, was he wearing blue nail polish? Hmmm... Randy and Kara picked OneRepublic's "Apologize" for Kris, who basically copied the original note for note, perched behind a piano. When Randy and Kara dumped on him (Kara said it was a "competent" performance, but wished he had interpreted it differently), Simon said they shouldn't blame Kris for performing their song choice and not offering any direction. Kara then tried to smother Simon. Kris' pick was Kanye West's "Heartless" and he did it acoustically on the guitar and it was brilliant. One of his best performances. Even the judges liked it. He really should be Top 2 with Adam.

Adam Lambert: Simon picked "One" by U2 and, shockingly, I didn't like it. He began the song with just piano accompaniment and it sounded elegant and restrained, but then he changed up the melody and it got too shrieky for me. The judges loved it. For his own choice, Adam sang the screech-appropriate "Crying" by Aerosmith. He's got charisma to burn and looked sexy as hell. I'm not a fan of the song, but it was right there with Kris' "Heartless" as best of the night.

So who goes home tomorrow night? I think it's wide open, but if there's any justice it will be Adam and Kris.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Poets On Twitter

Last week, Mashable.com listed 100 writers who are active on Twitter. Guess who they totally left out? Yep, poets. Laurel Snyder, a fantastic poet, got a mention, but because of her writing for young adults and children. I know many of you aren't on Twitter, don't want to be on Twitter, don't understand the purpose of Twitter, etc. Basically, Twitter is micro-blogging 140 characters at a time. It works on the same basis as Facebook updates, but is faster and more convenient. You can post "tweets" from your computer, your mobile phone, etc.

I've got more than 600 folks following my stream and more join every day. I didn't get it either when I joined last summer, but I do now. Twitter's strength, for me, is supplying quick and useful links and news I can use. If you'll remember, it was Twitter that broke the news that Amazon had de-ranked GLBT books and made it a hot news item.

As a poet and soon-to-be-novelist, I've found Twitter to be helpful. So, because Mashable couldn't or wouldn't, here's a list of 40 poets who are active on Twitter. A few caveats for this list: I only included the poet if they've updated in the last couple of months. Use it or delete it is my motto. I'm sure I've missed some folks. Please note them in the comments and I will update the list.

Karen Head: @poetphd
Jackie Sheeler: @jsheeler
Laurel Snyder: @laurelsnyder
Didi Menendez: @mipoesias
Charles Jensen: @chasjens
Amena Brown: @amenabee
Montgomery Maxton: @montmaxton
Kate Evans: @kateevanswriter
Karen Wurl: @kittenofpower
Dustin Brookshire: @dbrookshire
Andrew Demcak: @andrewdemcak
Ron Silliman: @ronsilliman
Christopher Hennessy: @outsider_lines
Nancy Devine: @nancydevine
Robert Lee Brewer: @robertleebrewer
Matthew Hittinger: @mhittinger
Christine Swint: @yoginipoet
Oliver de la Paz: @Oliver_delaPaz
Zinta Aistars: @zintaaistars
Tara Betts: @tarabetts
Pris Campbell: @pris2000
Nic Sebastian: @verylikeawhale
Mary Biddinger: @marybid
Deborah Ager: @clickwisdom
Rosemary Nissen-Wade: @snakypoet
Emily Lloyd: @elloyd74
Jon Goode: @jongoode
Emily Benton: @emilyabenton
Cheryl Snell: @cherylsnell
Shann Palmer: @shannpalmer
Daniel Nester: @danielnester
JS van Buskirk: @JSvanBuskirk
Jilly Dybka: @jilly
Vanessa Daou: @vanessadaou
Anne Haines: @annehaines
Amy King: @amyhappens
Stacie Boschma: @stacieboschma
Christian Bok: @christianbok
Ivy Alvarez: @ivyalvarez
Collin Kelley: @collinkelley

Poets On Twitter Update!

Wow, thanks to everyone who has found their way to the blog and to my Twitter stream (@collinkelley) because of the list. I asked for more poets on Twitter and I got 'em! Once again, a caveat: If I couldn't find a real name attached to some of the Twitter accounts, I didn't list them. I don't do anonymity. And if there were no tweets over the last couple of months, they didn't get listed either. Watch my Twitter stream and the blog tomorrow (Wednesday) for an announcement about a special edition of OCHO featuring Poets on Twitter.

Gregory Pincus:
@GottaBook
Sherry Chandler:
@BlueGrassPoet
Samuel Peralta: @semaphore1
Patty Paine: @expatty
Luisa Igloria: @ThePoetsLizard
Maureen Evans: @Maureen
Zach Buscher: @PoetryTwit
Christine Miller: @ChristineMiller
Zoe Nishimuta: @zoenishimuta
John Hudak: @iamcynical
T.R. "Terry" Hummer: @trhummer
K. Silem Mohammad: @ksilem
Mathias Svalina: @msvalina
Tao Lin: @tao_lin
Dave Bonta: @Morning_Porch
C. Cleo Creech: @cleocreech
Michele Brenton: @banana_the_poet
Ray Succre: @raysuccre
32 Poems Magazine/Deborah Ager: @32poems
Marie-Elizabeth Mali: @memali
Joel Fried: @joeltalks
Will Kenyon: @williamkenyon
Tammy Knott: @lileagle
Cole Krawitz:
@ckrawitz
Christine Klocek-Lim:
@chrissiemkl
Sharon Brogan:
@sbpoet
Saeed Jones: @saeedjones
Samiya Bashir:
@scryptkeeper
Rachel Barenblat: @velveteenrabi
Lisa Marie: @thirdrootprod
AnnMarie Eldon: @AnnMarieEldon
Scott Edward Anderson:
@greenskeptic
Susan Taylor Brown:
@susanwrites
Deb Scott:
@stoneymoss
Pamela Johnson Parker:
@Pamela12345
Jeffrey Thomson:
@jeffreythomson
Peggy Eldridge-Love: @Plove413
James Valvis: @jamesvalvis
Alex Dimitrov:
@alexdimitrov
Reb Livingston/No Tell Books:
@notell
Sally Evans:
@sallyevanz

Poets on Twitter Update 2!

Didi Menendez and I will co-edit a special edition of the literary magazine OCHO featuring poets from both of these lists. For details on how to submit click here.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Chanel No. 5 with Audrey Tautou


This is the first time I've ever posted a commercial on my blog (other than film or music trailers), but this ad for Chanel No. 5 directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and starring Audrey Tautou (they worked together on Amelie) is so beautiful I couldn't resist. Audrey is gorgeous, the guy following her is gorgeous, Nice and Istanbul are gorgeous, and it's capped off with Billie Holiday singing "I'm A  Fool To Want You." Perfection. Share the fantasy... 

Friday, May 08, 2009

Friday Bits


Many in the GLBT community are growing restless that Obama hasn't done more to advance civil rights, repealed the "don't ask, don't tell" policy for the military and has been silent on states approving gay marriage. This CNN report sums it all up quite nicely. I, for one, think Obama should be given a bit of slack. He does have a lot on his plate, and, as Paul Begala notes, gay rights are advancing along quite nicely without Obama's help. And maybe that's the point. However, Obama does have an opportunity to move on "don't ask" using Lt. Dan Choi, an Arabic language specialist, West Point grad and Iraqi combat veteran, as a prime example of how wrong this policy is. I know Obama's busy, but this law should be repealed immediately. The time is now.

Paula "Miss Pills" Abdul now says Ladies Home Journal misquoted her and has recanted her 12-year addiction to painkillers. She was either high as a kite when she gave the interview or she's back on the bad shit now. Either way, she's straight up. Straight up craaaaaaaazy. 

I have two big boxes of the Poetry Atlanta documentary Trouble & Hope sitting in my living room. We've been working on this "DVD anthology" of Atlanta's poets for more than two years and it has turned out beautifully. There will be a screening in June in conjunction with Georgia Center for the Book. Details will be posted on the Poetry Atlanta site this weekend. 

This weekend I'm working on the novel and preparing my notes for my Saints & Sinners Literary Fest panel on social networking for writers. This time next week, I'll be having a drink on Bourbon Street. 

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

American Idol - Allison Iraheta Goes Home

Paula Abdul finally came clean this week about her 12-year pill habit, which she hilariously denied for years despite hours of videotape from American Idol, interviews and appearances on home shopping channels proving otherwise. I guess to celebrate her admission, she decided to "sing" a song tonight, "I'm Just Here for the Music," which was recorded ages ago by Kylie Minogue. The choreography-heavy number was obviously taped earlier and she was lip-synching. The song was auto-tuned into the ground, so it might not have even been Paula's voice. Then No Doubt came out and Gwen Stefani ran around the stage like a crazy person doing a frenetic version of "I'm Just A Girl." No Doubt are going on a massive tour although they don't have a new album, I guess because the guys need some money. Daughtry premiered a new single that sounded just like all of his other songs. Meh. Oh, and they voted Allison off and kept dead-wife-pimping Gokey, white bread Kris and Adam. Gokey should have gone home. That smug bastard. Simon looked pissed at the results. Ditto.

Hypocrite Carrie Prejean Topless & Other Gay News

Christian right-wing crazy Carrie Prejean, who alleges she lost the Miss USA contest because she spoke against gay marriage, is a fake-tittied hypocrite. After losing the contest, she immediately became a mouthpiece for the National Organization For Marriage, appearing in their commercials, going on the road, etc. This week, topless photos she took while trying to become a Victoria's Secret panty model have surfaced. I'm sure in the Bible it says that young women should not flash their surgery enhanced ta-tas for monetary gain or thou shalt go straight to hell. Prejean's response: "I'm a Christian and a model." Uh-huh. What you really are Carrie Prejean is an opportunist, a bigot, a hypocrite and a fucking liar. Expect the National Ogres For Marriage to run like hell from Carrie and for her to be stripped of her Miss California title. I'm sure Hustler and Juggs will be calling Carrie soon. If you want to see Carrie's dirty pillows (hat tip to Margaret White, who would have sent this Carrie straight to the prayer closet) you can see them at The Dirty.com blog.

Perhaps Carrie should hook up with crackhead/tax evader Marion Barry. You remember Marion, don't you? He's the disgraced ex-mayor of Washington D.C., who somehow got re-elected to the D.C. City Council. He said there would be "civil war" if the council voted to recognize gay marriages from other states. Yesterday, Barry voted yes, but then called for a revote because he didn't understand what he was voting for. Ummm...is Marion still on the cheap stuff? Crack is whack, Marion, crack is whack. 

Hey, Marion and Carrie should make it a threesome with Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as homophobic, hypocritical, opportunist "Joe the Plumber." This week, Joe said gay people were "queers" and pedophiles. He, of course, has gay friends, but he wouldn't let them near his children. Joe the Loser also said gays "use God as a punchline." No, darling, we use your crazy ass as a punchline. Someone load this fuckwit into a rocket and shoot him into the center of the sun. Maybe we should start a Facebook petition and take up a collection. I'd pay extra if we can squeeze Carrie and Marion in there with him.

While these morons are babbling, human and civil rights continue to advance. In more uplifting news, Maine approved gay marriage today and the governor signed it into law less than an hour later. Then, New Hampshire legislators approved a gay marriage bill and sent it to the governor's desk for his signature. However, Gov. John Lynch has spoken against marriage and may not sign the bill. Come on, John, do the right thing! 

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

American Idol - Top 4 Perform Rock

Before the show went live on the East Coast, there was an accident on the Idol stage. One of the towers collapsed, and apparently a stage manager was injured and sent to the hospital. Miss Seacrest acknowledged the tower incident, but not the stage manager. That came courtesy of folks in the auditorium -- which was evacuated -- who were on Twitter. The stage problems also meant the cancellation of the full dress rehearsal the contestants do before the live show. Slash from Guns 'n Roses was the mentor for "rock week," featuring a solo performance and duets from the Final Four. 

Adam Lambert: Kara, in near ogasmic frenzy, called Adam a "rock god" after his fantastic, hard-charging performance of Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love." Adam was wearing more jewelry than Paula, lots of leather and a big rock sneer. As Simon said correctly, nobody will be able to top this. And he was right. 

Allison Iraheta: Looks like Allison got the short end of the stick on song choice this week and went with Janis Joplin's "Crybaby." Her voice was strong, but, sadly, after Adam it lacked energy and originality. Randy made one of his most coherent comments of the season when he told Allison that she was just powering through the top of her range with a very repetitive song. She got all mouthy at the end with Simon about song choice, which won't do her any favors. She really should have chosen Jefferson Airplane's "Somebody to Love" (which Simon confused with Queen's song of the same name). My guess is that Allison is going home.

Kris Allen & Danny Gokey Duet: The lack of rehearsal obviously took its toll on this performance of Styx's "Renegade." They sounded good in the harmonies, but solo they were both pitchy as hell. Obviously, they were having trouble hearing themselves sing and there were some awkward overlaps. Simon tossed Kris under the bus and said Danny sounded better, and the look on Kris' face was pure frustration. Not a big shock they put these two pieces of bland, white bread together for a duet. I'm just sayin'...

Kris Allen: He second-guessed his song choice and went with the Beatles' "Come Together." Oh, dear...it was not good. He is soooo not a rocker dude, and the arrangement was bombastic and lost the intricacy and funkiness of the original. Slash told him during his mentor session that Kris need to pick up the pace, which Kris obviously ignored. I noticed during the judge's critique that Kris looked totally exhausted. He's probably bottom two with Allison.

Danny Gokey: Slash said choosing Aerosmith's "Dream On" could go "either way" for Hokey Gokey, and the way it went was straight into the toilet. Gokey's attempt to copy Steven Tyler's vocal acrobatics backfired in a screeching, cat-strangling way on the final, trademark note of the song. Simon said it sounded like something from a horror film. Gokey has never been in the bottom, but he should be tomorrow to wipe that cocky ass look off his sweaty face.

Adam & Allison Duet: My dream final two got the pimp spot for their duet of Foghat's "Slow Ride." They were obviously having fun and they totally tore it up. Simon suggested that this performance might save Allison. I hope that's true. She was much better with this song. Adam's striped pants were so tight I could see his religion, which should make some of his crazy fans (and I do mean craaaaazy...just check the Idol blogs) dial a little harder and longer tonight. A & A clearly blew Hokey and Monkey Boy away in the duets. 

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Conquering Venus, Alex Gildzen & more

The poor photo at left is of the chapbook created by good friend Cleo Creech of the first two chapters of Conquering Venus. We only made 125 copies and these will go in the swag bags at the Saints & Sinners Literary Festival in New Orleans. Cleo and I spent the afternoon with his nifty chapbook stapler putting these together, and they'll be on their way to NOLA tomorrow. 

Speaking of Saints & Sinners, I'll be sitting on a panel called "What's All This?!: Getting Online Without Getting In Over Your Head" with Megan Volpert, Theresa Davis and Amy King. We'll be discussing new media and how to navigate Facebook, Twitter and blogs and how to use them for reaching an audience. I'll also be reading with Michael Montlak, C. Cleo Creech, Lewis DeSimone, Peter Dube and Christopher Hennessy as part of a special event at the festival to mark the release of My Diva: 65 Gay Men on the Women Who Inspire Them anthology. It's shaping up to be a fab weekend.

If you haven't read the interview with poet Alex Gildzen (Alex in Movieland, Postcard Memoirs) at the Otoliths' blog, go now. It's one of the best interviews I've read in ages -- courageous and thought-provoking. My favorite line: Being gay is a gift. Alex said the response to the interview has been amazing and he's having his "Susan Boyle moment." It's highly deserved. He's a fantastic poet.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Read These: Stealing Dust by Karen Weyant & Out Here by Ginger Murchison

Karen J. Weyant's chapbook, Stealing Dust ($12, Finishing Line Press), is one of the most cohesive collections I've ever read. The narrative arc of the poems is thoughtful and full of forward motion. These poems go deep into the heart of living and growing up in a mill town, offering up precise and beautiful moments of blue-collar Americana. The speaker watches her father go to work every day in the mill, and eventually goes to work there herself. You can practically smell the heat and dust on these poems, how the mill itself stains the skin and gets deep under fingernails. There's a spirituality at work in these poems, and a sense of pride in the work, despite it's monotony and danger. 

Ginger Murchison's debut collection Out Here ($5, Jeanne Duval Editions) finds its cohesion in the poet's keen eye for observation in the stories unfolding around her. From poetry workshops and busy city streets to the stillness of a forest and waves crashing on a beach, Murchison's short, deft poems are full of music. While much of Out Here, literally, takes place in nature, Murchison never falls into the cliche "little birdies flying past the window" trap. There is a brooding image of the South here -- kudzu creeping, heaving night air, jazz. It's heady, delicious and maybe just a little mischevious. There's poetry to be found in accidentally discovering a man masturbating in his car to the fierce protective love of a mother who hears an insult aimed at her mentally challenged daughter. There is an entire world to explore in Murchison's collection, a microcosm of us. To order Murchison's collection, send $5, plus $1.75 postage and handling to Jeanne Duval Editions, 201C 5th St. NE, Atlanta, GA. 30308.


Delusions of a Die Setter's Daughter
By Karen J. Weyant

Rumors on the floor say I'm here
because of my connections. But the truth
is much simpler: the money may be good,
the work may be easy, but no one wants
second shift in August, so I got the job.
In charge of two furnaces, I load pieces
off long carts, feeling summer freckles slide
from my face, and my skin grow tight
around my cheeks, my chin, even my ribs.
In the heat of hot grills, I discover
it is easy to daydream, to think the smile
on the maintenance man is real, but
the knotted hands of all the press operators
will disappear when they push through
their coat sleeves at quitting time.
When Lewis Hine appears, box camera in hand,
I don't blink. Never remembering
those pictures buried in my history textbooks,
photos of little girls stitching artificial flowers
in tenement houses, or young women
mending cotton threads in mills thick with fine dust,
and lint, I pose, only thinking of the words --
I only take pictures of beautiful children.
It's still summer. I'm 18, but look 14.
I only want to be beautiful. 


Lesson with Flashcards
by Ginger Murchison

My daughter has leashed our dog to a doorknob
and set about teaching him numbers
with flashcards-three sailboats on half the card,
the number three on the other. Three, she says,
and I'm as close as I'll ever get
to how grass feels in the rain. Bluebirds and wrens
are diving hell bent at the dogwood
again for the last of the berries. Both
hunger and love have the same stinging
insistence, and the berries will never last.
The itinerate handyman's just rattled up
through the pines, his wood-paneled Wagoneer
full of the bowels of furnaces, the bones
of appliances, every possible pipe–his pulpit
to all our falterings and dead stops.
I wave him on. Nothing at all broken here.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Gay Friday


I've always been a fan of Howard Stern, despite his crude behavior and antics. I love him even more after this fairly serious discussion on his Sirius radio show yesterday. Okay, a few tasteless asides, but Howard has been a supporter of the gay community for years. He's got a legion of straight male followers, so I bet their mouths were hanging open. Listen to it above. The language is salty so might not be safe for work, school or church.

Republican Rep. Virginia Foxx called Matthew Shepard's murder a "hoax" on the floor of the US House during debate on expanding the hate crime bill to include sexual orientation. She later apologized, but didn't mean it. This is another conservative, right-wing Christian crazy hellbent on demonizing and taking the rights of the GLBT community. My hope is that North Carolina voters send this witch packing during the next election cycle. The right wing loonies are up in arms over the bill, which should have been passed years ago, but failed because Bush threatened to veto it. The new law would define hate crimes as those motivated by prejudice and based on someone's race, color, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability. It's about fucking time. Let's get it passed in the Senate and to Obama's desk. He's already said he'll sign it into law.

New Hampshire and Maine are in the early stages of approving gay marriage, if the governors don't wussy out. Step by step, one state at a time, human and civil rights for all. California...your day is coming.  

I'm sure many of you have heard about the suicide of 11-year-old Jaheem Herrera, who committed suicide on April 16 after months of bullying and anti-gay taunts. Although Jaheem never identified as gay, the issue has become a lightening-rod in the GLBTQ community. Of course, bullying of all sorts has gone on since time began, but there has been an increase in the use of the word "gay" and "faggot" to taunt and diminish other children whether they are gay or not. "Gay" has also become slang for "lame" or "stupid," and so taken out of context that I believe many young children really don't understand the origin. Parents and teachers should step in, but most of the time they don't. A soft spoken or shy boy and girls who are tomboys really doesn't have a chance in schools these days because the bullies, who often have trouble at home or are suppressing desires they can't yet explain, know exactly which buttons to push. After the brutal murder of gay kids like Lawrence King and other suicides, what is it going to take for school districts and parents to wake the fuck up and realize there is a serious issue and stop looking the other way? 

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